getontheyacht asked: If you receive this, share TEN random facts about yourself, then pass it on to your 15 favorite followers (✿◠‿◠) (don't worry if you don't want to)

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  1. I have 3 pet rabbits named Lily, Luna and Leia
  2. I hardly ever eat breakfast food for breakfast. I usually eat dinner food  instead.
  3. I’ve wanted to make youtube videos for years but i lack the confidence.
  4. I’m terrified that i wont find someone to spend my life with.
  5. I actually really like Star wars episode one….Don’t judge me.
  6. I want lots of tattoo’s
  7. Honestly if i was super in shape i’d wear the least amount of clothes possible.
  8. I fucking love asparagus with Parmesan cheese.
  9. I’m actually a really good cook. I make a mean enchilada soup.
  10. Once i get close to someone i basically latch on to them emotionally and i never stop caring for them. Ever.

lilypottar:

I want someone to look at me the way tumblr looks at Natalie Dormer

your-body-is-a-canvas:

instagram, tumblr

your-body-is-a-canvas:

instagram, tumblr

curlia:

fahbulus:

meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

maybe we’re all ducklings

sir-hobbes:

tumblr is just so whipped when it comes to natalie dormer

*intense drooling*

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

tor-schluss-panik:

complicatedtriangulated:

8. Your milk has gone sour
9. Your baby is missing, possibly replaced by a lump of wood
10. A mysterious horse lured your neighbor kid into the pond nearby and then drowned her
Do not be fooled by faerie propaganda. Get iron. Keep alert.

11. Someone - or something - is counting your rice/sugar/salt/other small grainy items around your house.

tor-schluss-panik:

complicatedtriangulated:

8. Your milk has gone sour

9. Your baby is missing, possibly replaced by a lump of wood

10. A mysterious horse lured your neighbor kid into the pond nearby and then drowned her

Do not be fooled by faerie propaganda. Get iron. Keep alert.

11. Someone - or something - is counting your rice/sugar/salt/other small grainy items around your house.

indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

slbtumblng:

portmantaur:

there are so many questions. why is this raccoon in someone’s hallway. why is it rolling. why does it stop for a moment to check something and then clearly decide to roll again. what did it find that made it roll to the right instead of the left. why is someone filming all this. why did someone let a raccoon into their house in order o film this. what is that on the floor that the raccoon is rolling away from. why is it rolling away from it. why.

He had to start with simple exercises before get truly  in shape for filming. What else?

slbtumblng:

portmantaur:

there are so many questions. why is this raccoon in someone’s hallway. why is it rolling. why does it stop for a moment to check something and then clearly decide to roll again. what did it find that made it roll to the right instead of the left. why is someone filming all this. why did someone let a raccoon into their house in order o film this. what is that on the floor that the raccoon is rolling away from. why is it rolling away from it. why.

He had to start with simple exercises before get truly in shape for filming. What else?

tastefullyoffensive:

Some of Ellen’s favorite tweets of the week. [video]

"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"
— anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)