Whoops. I didn’t even see this! okay lets go.
I want someone to look at me the way tumblr looks at Natalie Dormer
ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream
maybe we’re all ducklings
tumblr is just so whipped when it comes to natalie dormer
what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please
I just spit out my coffee
You’re supposed to swallow it
8. Your milk has gone sour
9. Your baby is missing, possibly replaced by a lump of wood
10. A mysterious horse lured your neighbor kid into the pond nearby and then drowned her
Do not be fooled by faerie propaganda. Get iron. Keep alert.
11. Someone - or something - is counting your rice/sugar/salt/other small grainy items around your house.
ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me
there are so many questions. why is this raccoon in someone’s hallway. why is it rolling. why does it stop for a moment to check something and then clearly decide to roll again. what did it find that made it roll to the right instead of the left. why is someone filming all this. why did someone let a raccoon into their house in order o film this. what is that on the floor that the raccoon is rolling away from. why is it rolling away from it. why.
He had to start with simple exercises before get truly in shape for filming. What else?
Some of Ellen’s favorite tweets of the week. [video]